Sit down–and quit trying to be as nasty as I am; you don’t have my years of practice. Now let’s get something straight: you are not in my debt. Impossible–because I never do anything I don’t want to. Nor does anyone, but in my case I know it. So please don’t invent a debt that does not exist, or next you will be trying to feel gratitude–and that is the treacherous first step toward complete moral degredation. You grok that?
–Stranger in a Strange Land